Unless she starts puking out her fingers, we're covered.
I don't have to pee, you carry him to his bed.
A true friend - "My friend got some weird virus that made his stomach swell up to the size of a basketball.  During his morphine induced coma I realized I needed a new facebook picture."
Marie Osmand Faints
"This is what I saw when I walked in the room."
At least he wasn't driving.
CSI was not required to crack this case.
Don't worry, there's a hole in the back of his pants.
A Five-Step Guide to Blacking Out
Ummmm you have some stomach in your hair.
Well, as long as she's not passed out in the deep end.
I passed out on East Fourth street last night.

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