Picture "A freshman girl apparently had to puke but was too embarrassed to yack in the toilet, so she decided to do it outside. On her way out the window she got stuck and passed out.
Picture It's one thing to get shamed. It's another to get shamed with an awesome Halloween costume like Darth Maul. Kudos.
Picture "You've gotta pay a toll of cold water or a Wendy's run if you wanna get through this hallway."