Picture "I'm sorry, if you need something like this dont leave it out for everyone to see in the back of your car."
Picture This guy Lavaliered and got shit piss and gallons of dip spit poored on him, he really loves his girlfriend. notice the guy peeing on the back of his head. (Warning: This is the grossest thing ever.)
Picture "This is no joke!! You want distance... YOU GOT IT! This kid can piss farther than anyone else on earth. Hes been known to reach lengths well over fifteen feet."
Picture "This is a picture of my good friend Erik, who had a little too much to drink." I love the innocent look on his face.
Picture "My buddy just filled up a 32oz bottle of Gatorade with piss in the back of a car on the way to the mall with a chick in the car.