Tag: Pee (Page 2)

Just like Dad after sexy-time with Mom. Picture Just like Dad after sexy-time with Mom.
A long over due confession. Picture A long over due confession.
Stay Classy. Picture Stay Classy.
This is clearly false: sharks are salt water creatures, which means they will only eat you if you pee in the ocean. Picture This is clearly false: sharks are salt water creatures, which means they will only eat you if you pee in the ocean.
"Dad, the carnival looks different than I imagined." Picture "Dad, the carnival looks different than I imagined."
If you don't like it don't watch it. Perv. Picture If you don't like it don't watch it. Perv.
Don't mind me.... Picture Don't mind me....
"Here's what I think of you sign. Anyone else gotta problem with me?!?" Picture "Here's what I think of you sign. Anyone else gotta problem with me?!?"
That sign just says you can't be that close. There's a 5 foot minimum distance if you want to defecate/urinate with a partner on the street. Picture That sign just says you can't be that close. There's a 5 foot minimum distance if you want to defecate/urinate with a partner on the street.
"I'm so excited, I just can't hide it..." Picture "I'm so excited, I just can't hide it..."
"Drink up supple children. You need your strength." Picture "Drink up supple children. You need your strength."
That kid didn't just pee himself. He got his older brother's hand-me-down pants and the stain was already there. Picture That kid didn't just pee himself. He got his older brother's hand-me-down pants and the stain was already there.
Miley Cyrus Picture Miley Cyrus
Indian Picture Indian
Just when you thought Jorts couldn't get lamer. Picture Just when you thought Jorts couldn't get lamer.
Every pledge has to do this with a brother the last day before crossing. Picture Every pledge has to do this with a brother the last day before crossing.
Writing your name in the snow must be so much harder for girls. Picture Writing your name in the snow must be so much harder for girls.
Why nice to meet you too! Picture Why nice to meet you too!
Some eccentric billionaire gives her a grand an hour to do that. Picture Some eccentric billionaire gives her a grand an hour to do that.
His cell phone lives to die another day. Specifically today, when he drops it in the toilet as he's puking Picture His cell phone lives to die another day. Specifically today, when he drops it in the toilet as he's puking
When you gotta go you gotta go. Picture When you gotta go you gotta go.
You know, the drink you give that guy at your party who keeps hitting on your girlfriend. Picture You know, the drink you give that guy at your party who keeps hitting on your girlfriend.
Can we get a courtesy flush, Red? Picture Can we get a courtesy flush, Red?
Girls' Bladders Gone Wild. It's a niche market. Picture Girls' Bladders Gone Wild. It's a niche market.