Post-College Party Invite List: Your close friends, their significant others (who you're also friends with), some cool co-workers, a couple college friends you haven't seen in a while, a couple frien …
Who do you think is drunker?
This could possibly get very messy for everyone involved.
That is not how urinals work.
Someone needs to post a sign on him saying "Out of Order."
Men are sooo much simpler than women. And smarter!
And from that golden shower she arose - beautiful, empowered, and covered in urine.
It's customary in their culture for the captain to do this before a long voyage.
A powerful step on the road for gender equality.
The maid really pissed her off.
McCanine marks his territory.
Don't laugh, she had a tainted beef burrito at the football game and the line was just sickly long.
2:45am Kidney: Uh, Brain, things are getting a little full in here. I don't know how much longer I can hold everything in. Brain: Oh, kidney, you're always the worrier. Just be creative wit …