Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
"What's next? You're going to tell me Handjob Wednesdays weren't a thing?!"
Mine's a 3000!
Tired of seeing red rockets?! Do we have the toy for you.
To be fair they were standing in the crowd at a girls volleyball tournament.
Choking's only a hazard if you don't relax your throat.
It's my d*ck in a bucket.
BE VERY CAREFUL (not to miss the turn).
Other countries really do get excited about this whole soccer thing.
Erected in 1514.
"Hey hun, want to see how much your EX-FATHER sucks at being a father and sucking at showing up to his daughter's birthday? Here, let me show you!"
He's totally a two pump chump.
The last frame is the team's secret, terrifying weapon.
A solid website for an Icelandic sex shop.
"I'm on the highway to hell."
It sounds bad but it's actually part of the Presidential Oath of Office.
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