Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
It's my d*ck in a bucket.
BE VERY CAREFUL (not to miss the turn).
Other countries really do get excited about this whole soccer thing.
Erected in 1514.
"Hey hun, want to see how much your EX-FATHER sucks at being a father and sucking at showing up to his daughter's birthday? Here, let me show you!"
He's totally a two pump chump.
The last frame is the team's secret, terrifying weapon.
A solid website for an Icelandic sex shop.
"I'm on the highway to hell."
It sounds bad but it's actually part of the Presidential Oath of Office.
He really does speak softly and carry a big stick.
Still the only vegetable to get to third base.
The truly offensive thing here is the LOLOLOLWUT?!?!
Chatroulette IRL: C'mon Black 15!
They would've used "Vagina' but it's way too hard to start a sentence with a V-word.
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