"Hey Apple, I'm not gay, I'm just drunk."
And that's how all the dinosaurs died.
What do you think this is, a college dorm??
Grandma is going to need a lot of help understanding this picture.
Not the best place to get your tongue stuck.
"When we were on J-term in Turkey is snowed for the first time in six years, so we taught the Turks how to build a snowman and have some fun!"
A really beautiful composition of light and shadow.
Is that frozen Gatorade or are you just happy to see me?
I think we should find a different road.
These new candy bars are weird.
If the person who posted this sign expected anything else, he was in denial.
Guys with big feet have big socks.
At least it's better than having yours on his back.
The only dog even PETA wishes was wearing a sweater.
I swear it's not usually this spongey.
Now everyone knows you got it, dude.
Obviously, he enjoys being petted.
If an erection gets in the way of four houses being built, cut it down.
Oddly enough, if you're drawing a penis, you start by making a cat.
The perfect centerpiece for the "National Organization for Women" conference.
Her professor did that to teach her a lesson.
Somewhere in there is a hidden message. We're just not sure where.
Well, compared to those Indiana boys at least.