Foul ball, ma'am. Foul ball indeed.
Who said being an artist doesn't pay?
Business up top, party down south.
I can show you this video.
This is how I feel when I win flip cup.
Now you finally have a use for all your old Dave Matthew Band mix CDs!
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Somebody needs a diaper change. And an attitude adjustment.
The workplace is filled with terrible conversations. They can happen in the kitchen or while coming out of the bathroom where nobody says audible words, and instead talk in a weird hot breathed voice, …
He is going places. Places that require tickets.
Donut stop dancing, please.
Now that's what we like to call a regratoo.
So, uh, can you make me a balloon switchblade?
She'd prefer it if he swallowed.
I was already planning to, but thanks for the reminder.
Where's Admiral Ackbar when you need him?
What a brasshole.
Pop a wheelie or die tryin'.