Picture I'm so ripped. Hey you know what I could go for? OATMEAL! I'm totally craving some oatmeal. That's a weird word isn't it? Oatmeal. Oatmeaaaal. Oaaaaaaaaatmeeeal.
Picture "I won best overall costume, mostly for staying in character for two hours until people wanted to punch me."
Picture "At Oktoberfest in Savannah. This woman drank too much, pissed her pants, and started dancing to Free Bird."
Picture You might have to click enlarge to read this one (it's above the picture). It will totally be worth it.