To get that realistic flame look he should just light himself on fire.
"I pity the food that's not washed down with tea."
He gained 2 pounds to really make the costume legitimate.
Crime doesn't play.
That's the chorus in his newly released single, Emancipation Proclamation.
Every student gets a picture with the valedictorian.
Either that or he's giving some kid a ride on his shoulders. Neither of which we're comfortable with.
No amount of Happy Meals could save her day.
She took the term "sink it" a little too literally.
Definitely don't use Force. It'd be a really serious crime.
I'll take one Stimulus Package Special, please.
The older cop's only shielding his eyes because one of them is his daughter.
Photoshop has unexpectedly crashed.
Don't act like you don't want to flip that girl off too.
Please, no hawking (unless you're a severely disabled genius with motor neurone disease).
He got a lot of car horn honks to support his cause.
He really swept her off her feet.
Also death to hips. Both of which she just had replaced.
"No, sir, you cannot bring your dog to feed under the table."
New Slogan: Change him now, not later.
80% sure that's Peter Jackson.
They were all arrested for reckless horse and buggying.
"Kids, don't forget to text Santa your Christmas list."