Dog Tucks Itself in video Dog Tucks Itself in

He's exhausted after a long day of computer programming.

Big Head, Small Body Dog video Big Head, Small Body Dog

He doesn't tip over because his head is disproportionate to the rest of his body, he's just drunk.

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Upset Lynx In Kitchen video Upset Lynx In Kitchen

Suddenly, buying a wild lynx for the kids doesn't seem like such a great idea.

Drumdog Millionaire video Drumdog Millionaire

Eat your heart out, Air Bud.

I Steal Pets video I Steal Pets

Animals make the best friends because they'll never leave you, unless you forget to tie them up or accidentally leave the door open.

"I'm sure you hear this all the time, but I'm looking for something that seems like a sex-toy, but completely isn't...." picture "I'm sure you hear this all the time, but I'm looking for something that seems like a sex-toy, but completely isn't...."
Porcupine Thinks it's a Puppy video Porcupine Thinks it's a Puppy

"Aw, don't worry, you'll get less cute as you get older, too."

Lazy Cat Hates Treadmill video Lazy Cat Hates Treadmill

Awww, he hates healthy living.

Laser Dog video Laser Dog

Good luck making him go to the vet.

Polite Corgi Doesn't Understand Doors video Polite Corgi Doesn't Understand Doors

"Walk through the door? What's next, eating french fries without a fork and knife?"

Bulldog Wants Indoor Pool video Bulldog Wants Indoor Pool

It's like he doesn't understand that we're in a recession.

Kitten Fights Scary Apples video Kitten Fights Scary Apples

It's the ultimate struggle between good and evil. (The kitten represents evil).

How to Deactivate a Cat video How to Deactivate a Cat

The cat submits because it's reminded of how its mom used to put clamps on its neck.

How to Deactivate a Dog video How to Deactivate a Dog

He's still figuring out the reactivation part.

Tiny Puppy Thinks It's A Wolf video Tiny Puppy Thinks It's A Wolf

If you think this is cute, you should see him take down and then eat an elk.

The Fluffiest Kitten video The Fluffiest Kitten

I'm not even schizophrenic and I want to commit murder for him.

Rottweiler vs. Corgi video Rottweiler vs. Corgi

You don't need to be a biped to have a standoff.

Dog Hates Getting Older video Dog Hates Getting Older

Now we have to sing "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" before he blows out the candles.

Dog Celebrates Birthday video Dog Celebrates Birthday

He got exactly what he wanted: something he could destroy without getting in trouble.