Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Next order of business: putting a condom over the Washington Monument.
Pikachu's climax contains enough electrical charge to disintegrate her entire head.
Definitely the fairest in the land.
That cactus has one full bladder.
Because nothing says I love you the same way a cucumber does.
Fruity Pebbles, they'll rock your mouth in more ways than one.
I think you have to lift it up to open. No, down. Nope, wrong again, up. Down. Up. Down. Up. Down. Up.
Caution: Riding this may cause you to lose your virginity.
That cornucopia sure does pack a heavy load.
Perhaps a different kind of beast?
Buzz wants you to take him to infinity... and beyond! Then, make him a sandwich.
Pretty ballsy way to ask for money.
Sometimes the smallest elves carry the biggest packages.
My magic hat is totally a Von Dutch trucker cap. Gets Puckered Starfish wet every time.
Cloudy with a chance of splooge.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.