Perhaps a different kind of beast?
Buzz wants you to take him to infinity... and beyond! Then, make him a sandwich.
Pretty ballsy way to ask for money.
Sometimes the smallest elves carry the biggest packages.
My magic hat is totally a Von Dutch trucker cap. Gets Puckered Starfish wet every time.
Cloudy with a chance of splooge.
$2.29? Not in my neighborhood.
Pea-nuts or Pea-nis?
The butcher responded, "If that's your meat I'll be your sub."
Just close your eyes and pretend it's a dream. It will all be over soon.
Taste the rainbow. Taste it long time.
Well that's the end of that secret
USB Bone... er?
There's a slight difference between growing man and growing a man.
If you could see the fourth picture in the album you'd realize it's all connected to a donkey.
This single-handedly brought the value down of all houses in the neighborhood.
Follow the yellow dick road.
Mine's a 3000!
Tired of seeing red rockets?! Do we have the toy for you.
Oh, that sign? That's been up there since the building was erected.
To be fair they were standing in the crowd at a girls volleyball tournament.
"Kids, we're taking a detour! Disney can wait."
Choking's only a hazard if you don't relax your throat.
It's my d*ck in a bucket.