Tag: Phallic (Page 8)

Floor Dick Picture Floor Dick
So that's why they call it Valley of the Balls. Picture So that's why they call it Valley of the Balls.
This one's funny Picture This one's funny
If you were to to rank vegetables based on how phallic they are, carrot would come right after zucchini but before cabbage. Picture If you were to to rank vegetables based on how phallic they are, carrot would come right after zucchini but before cabbage.
Just remember, it's about how you use it. Picture Just remember, it's about how you use it.
Veiny. Picture Veiny.
Cocktus. Picture Cocktus.
"Call me crazy, but isn't the palm island in Dubai just the least bit phallic?" Picture "Call me crazy, but isn't the palm island in Dubai just the least bit phallic?"
Resist all temptation to spray this on your genitals. Picture Resist all temptation to spray this on your genitals.
I've got 50 more just like it I want to hang on the walls. Picture I've got 50 more just like it I want to hang on the walls.
"Wieners are ready, who's hungry?" Picture "Wieners are ready, who's hungry?"
Showoff Picture Showoff
USA! USA! Picture USA! USA!
It's great to get out of the house, reconnect with nature, and discover all sorts of new phallic objects. Picture It's great to get out of the house, reconnect with nature, and discover all sorts of new phallic objects.
I don't know why they keep trying new Cheetos shapes when the public has a clear thirst for the return of paws. Picture I don't know why they keep trying new Cheetos shapes when the public has a clear thirst for the return of paws.
Easily one of the worst gifts you can give your girlfriend's parents. Picture Easily one of the worst gifts you can give your girlfriend's parents.
McPhallic Picture McPhallic
Ohmygod - that guy looks just like Erik Estrada! Picture Ohmygod - that guy looks just like Erik Estrada!
"The united arab emirates didn't just make a sand penis, they made an entire beach." Picture "The united arab emirates didn't just make a sand penis, they made an entire beach."
Obviously not the first one of these we've seen, but this one gets points for using the oak trees as pubes. Picture Obviously not the first one of these we've seen, but this one gets points for using the oak trees as pubes.
It looks like someone shamed your house and drew a penis on it's forehead. Picture It looks like someone shamed your house and drew a penis on it's forehead.
"Two years ago nipple, and now THIS!?" Picture "Two years ago nipple, and now THIS!?"
"It's a boxer. Get your head outta the gutter." Picture "It's a boxer. Get your head outta the gutter."
Treenis. Picture Treenis.