Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Close-up on a digital microscope of a polar bear's appendage.rn
The Germans think they can one-up us, wait 'til we whip out the Washington Monument.
Remind me, if it looks like a penis is it a stalactite or stalagmite?
Going for a brisk walk on the beach to reflect as his wife rests in the house, satisfied beyond her wildest dreams.
Looks like someone needs a tigg job.
Shamed by sweat.
This is what sperm see on the way out.
A deleted scene from Monster House.
Really, the kart itself is a phallic symbol too.
"Erected by His Wife"
Baby's first phallic symbol
Nobody knows how to party like civil engineers.
I fear for our grandchildren who may never know the sight of an iceberg shaped like a dick.
"It's a retention pond in Des Moines. The engineers who designed it claim they never saw any resemblance."
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.