He'd love to shoot your whole family!
But where is the photo of the guy who is taking this photo?
"It looks just like the last one! Amazing!"
And the family dog took this one.
Their previous slogan was even darker. "Put the knife away, mom. Let us take a stab at it."
"You sure you're not hot out here?"
"I TOLD YOU NOT TO TAKE VIDEO OF MY BABIES, AND WHAT DID YOU DO?!? Pervert."
Yes. Yes. Yes! No, no, no. YES!
"Take a picture, it'll last longer."