If he really wanted to be unique, he'd have all of his teeth.
I feel safer already.
What good is a Super Bowl championship without some destroyed property?
"Plattsburgh fans throw tennis balls at visiting Oswego" Classy, guys.
"Sign from a Target in Pittsburgh, PA. So what the fuck ARE you supposed to do??"
"She Bangs, She Bangs. William Hung with us at the Pittsburgh airport"