About either vacuum pizzas or something else entirely.
Not if I eat these two slices. Then she'll just be a "who."
They're not practical, or comfortable, or sanitary, or even necessarily sexy, but that hasn't stopped ladies from wrapping food around their naughty bits and calling it a bikini. We have in this galle …
The way to a woman's parts is through your stomach.
Yeah, it looks good, but it doesn't actually do much if you throw it at a building.
Two cheeseburgers, fries, and chicken mcnuggets on a pizza. This is what giving up tastes like.
That kid in the background has seen pure beauty, and now no other pizza will compare.
This pizza is great. Every time you think it's all gone, some more reappears.
Oh, I ordered 135 pepperoni pizzas, not sausage pizzas. Can you take these back?
What mad man would do this? Is nothing sacred?
What? No ranch dressing?
What sort of monsters would do this. How could anyone eat at Domino's.
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It's pizza all the way down.
This is what heaven looks like.
That's crazy. He's eating the crust first.
In the game of pizza, you win or you pie.
Unfortunately, the cheese fell off and ended up smothering him to death.
You know tourism is booming when even farm animals are coming to the city.
Not to be confused with pizza made from cats or something to live for.
He's sad because no one ordered cheesy bread.
My doctor told me to stay away from dairy, do you have any tater tots?
Sweet, sweet, cheesy dreams.