Comedy Music Hall of Fame
Jake and Amir
WTF is going on
Idiots on Facebook
The Graphic Truth
Has anybody seen my pink panties? Why is the dog moaning?
At first this accounting sign just said, "pove those loop holes."
The Greek system is an institution built on tradition and honor. Pledging is a sacred rite, only to be undertaken by those who are serious about contributing to the university and the community.
Yeah mom, nothing's new. Nah, you don't have to worry. Same old, same old over here.
"My roommate's retarded dog ate a tube of blue latex paint."
"Good concept for a prank, but keep in mind, at the end of it all, you still have to handle your own feces."
If there's a bad anal beads story, I have yet to see it printed in a magazine.
"After our house party, we noticed the toilet wasn't working. It seems like a girl crapped her panties, and tried to hide them in the toilet."
Has anyone seen my box of crayons? I can't find them anywhere.
Is that corn?
Dressing as a colostomy bag is a great solution if you're worried about meeting girls.
Hey, pass me the chocolate.
Well that backfired.
Actually, there's chicken dumping in all the food.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.