Can I have it framed, please?
Judging by reactions there must be poop on that ball.
Man, this looks like crap.
An elephant will never forget about what you did last summer.
How can a sign throw poop. This makes no sense.
Maybe no coffee for me this morning.
This is going to be the hot costume this Halloween.
They taste terrible, but I can't pass up a bargain like that.
Because who hasn't wanted to rest their head on poop?
I thought oil was black gold.
These divers need more fiber.
The importance of proper grammar.
Don't worry. Some people say that's good luck.
I'm gonna make some really crappy food.
Taking a pretty fowl dump.
Third from the top: that's not a big problem. It doesn't taste that good.
Good art? Maybe not. Good fake burrito for your friend? Definitely.
The city was saved, but he left a huge mess.
Talk about a shitty idea.
It's a warning. Next time he better give his extra fries to the seagulls.
First it has to be processed, THEN it's put in a burning brown paper bag.
Some people get such shi*tty tattoos.
She was a real party pooper that night.
"You probably won't forget to roll down the windows next time, pal."