Tag: Poor Parenting (Page 2)

Eric: OK, so she immediately passed out. But I can hear the faint beat of a heart. Or maybe that's my watch. Y'know what, I should go check on her again. Picture Eric: OK, so she immediately passed out. But I can hear the faint beat of a heart. Or maybe that's my watch. Y'know what, I should go check on her again.
Umbilical cord is to baby as beer bong is to mommy. Picture Umbilical cord is to baby as beer bong is to mommy.
The name's Trapp. Bear Trapp. Picture The name's Trapp. Bear Trapp.
Thirty minutes later, he crawled into the giant bouncy ball display. No one's seen him since. Picture Thirty minutes later, he crawled into the giant bouncy ball display. No one's seen him since.
They also have a recycling bin for bottles. Picture They also have a recycling bin for bottles.
If you bid high enough you can also take the first born. Y'know, to cover the repair costs. Picture If you bid high enough you can also take the first born. Y'know, to cover the repair costs.
Why 98% of parents shouldn't have children. Picture Why 98% of parents shouldn't have children.
In the original photo there was a baby in the bag. Picture In the original photo there was a baby in the bag.
Kid, don't listen if mommy tells you to "rub your ducky" for the camera. Picture Kid, don't listen if mommy tells you to "rub your ducky" for the camera.
Baby's first carcass. Picture Baby's first carcass.
... meets his baby for the first and last time. Picture ... meets his baby for the first and last time.
Awesome, I've never seen a Scientologist baptism before. Picture Awesome, I've never seen a Scientologist baptism before.
Home Depot's motto applies to both professions: More saving. More doing. Picture Home Depot's motto applies to both professions: More saving. More doing.
His strict grandmother saw this and made him go to the repent house for timeout. Picture His strict grandmother saw this and made him go to the repent house for timeout.
These comments really sting. Almost as bad as a swarm of angry bees. Picture These comments really sting. Almost as bad as a swarm of angry bees.
I can only guess it's group therapy for troubled older men with relationship issues and a penchant for cheap prostitutes. Picture I can only guess it's group therapy for troubled older men with relationship issues and a penchant for cheap prostitutes.
To be fair it was a copy of "Everyone Poops." Picture To be fair it was a copy of "Everyone Poops."
Don't be shy kids! Go on up and hug him. Picture Don't be shy kids! Go on up and hug him.
"Eff you too camera lady for not giving me boobie milk either." Picture "Eff you too camera lady for not giving me boobie milk either."
Apparently women wanted to upgrade from the standard battering ram. Picture Apparently women wanted to upgrade from the standard battering ram.
This facebook profile pic really says "I'm an independent, sexy female who has absolutely no idea how to raise a child." Picture This facebook profile pic really says "I'm an independent, sexy female who has absolutely no idea how to raise a child."
That's SO going to be his new facebook profile picture. Picture That's SO going to be his new facebook profile picture.
Virginia is for lovers... of child abuse. Picture Virginia is for lovers... of child abuse.
He just wasn't so into fetch, until he played it with her femur instead of a stick. Picture He just wasn't so into fetch, until he played it with her femur instead of a stick.