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He just wasn't so into fetch, until he played it with her femur instead of a stick.
In his defense, she was sending mixed signals
"Hey hun, want to see how much your EX-FATHER sucks at being a father and sucking at showing up to his daughter's birthday? Here, let me show you!"
The most troubling part is that baby Hitler is clearly wasted.
Shock her? I barely know her! Oh right it's my mom.
Now if only a dog could crap on his red pumps, too.
Muhthuhr uff thae yeeeaear!
Study hard. Like, ROCK hard.
Someone should probably call child services on that one. Pretty filthy.
He doesn't even have to go anywhere to break the seal.
He'd make a really sweet uncle though.
My son could beat up your middle school honor roll student.
An elementary lesson in beer pong for elementary school children.
Daddy tucks her allowance into her waistband.
That's his babysitter for the afternoon.
He is SO in the fraternity.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.