Tag: Pregnant (Page 3)

"... only stupid people are breeding." Picture "... only stupid people are breeding."
She's 6 months pregnant. Which probably puts him at about 8. Picture She's 6 months pregnant. Which probably puts him at about 8.
That's what he gets for cheating on a pregnant southern girl. Picture That's what he gets for cheating on a pregnant southern girl.
She doesn't seem like the type of woman who'd be into this. But then again, she's wearing a kimono. Picture She doesn't seem like the type of woman who'd be into this. But then again, she's wearing a kimono.
His only super power is the ability to raise a child for 18 years before realizing it's not his. Picture His only super power is the ability to raise a child for 18 years before realizing it's not his.
So if we figure out a way to immaculately conceive children it'll be Christmas everyday! Picture So if we figure out a way to immaculately conceive children it'll be Christmas everyday!
Best Holiday Card Ever. Picture Best Holiday Card Ever.
You should thank her. If it wasn't for mom, you'd never exist you little goddamn INGRATE! Picture You should thank her. If it wasn't for mom, you'd never exist you little goddamn INGRATE!
Don't worry about anything, he can reassemble himself in a couple seconds. Picture Don't worry about anything, he can reassemble himself in a couple seconds.
The child would have just ruined my binge drinking anyway. Picture The child would have just ruined my binge drinking anyway.
Doctors usually warn you about these kind of things but she wasn't paying attention. She's due soon. Picture Doctors usually warn you about these kind of things but she wasn't paying attention. She's due soon.
Juno and Paulie Bleeker Picture Juno and Paulie Bleeker
Put on your rally caps we're going for a record here people. Picture Put on your rally caps we're going for a record here people.
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She's not pregnant. The silicone breast implants just got loose and went south. Picture She's not pregnant. The silicone breast implants just got loose and went south.
"I'm sorry ma'am, you can't play paintball in that condition, are you crazy? Here, put this mask on. Now you're ready." Picture "I'm sorry ma'am, you can't play paintball in that condition, are you crazy? Here, put this mask on. Now you're ready."
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This could not have gone better under the circumstances, although it could have gone better for the bear HotlinkThis could not have gone better under the circumstances, although it could have gone better for the bear
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73rd time's the charm. Picture 73rd time's the charm.
"I don't know if anyone told you, but your child may be born very post-mature." Picture "I don't know if anyone told you, but your child may be born very post-mature."
This guy's idea of a shotgun wedding involves a 9mm. Picture This guy's idea of a shotgun wedding involves a 9mm.
She probably shouldn't party TOO hard. That's how she got into this mess in the first place. Picture She probably shouldn't party TOO hard. That's how she got into this mess in the first place.
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