Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
This is a poster-sized picture that they framed and hung over the bathroom toilet.
Okay, okay first thing's first. Only vampire babies drink period blood. It's a last resort and a monstrous thing to drink. Only one who has nothing to lose, and everything to gain, would commit such a crime. The blood of a woman's period will keep you ali
It's like a really fat guy trying to get through a thin door frame. Just doesn't go through.
Fetus: Oh my God haha this placenta is sooo gooey hahaha.
God must have been on a three day bender.
Getting a tattoo when you're pregnant pretty much means you plan on staying fat after giving birth.
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It's called a "sympathy pregnancy"
"That last pic was good babe, but next time can we get a really, really big bubble? I want to be able to FEEL the pop."
Even their unborn children are embarrassed for them
"... only stupid people are breeding."
She's 6 months pregnant. Which probably puts him at about 8.
That's what he gets for cheating on a pregnant southern girl.
She doesn't seem like the type of woman who'd be into this. But then again, she's wearing a kimono.
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