"President" Video

Paid for by the money they should be using to buy Justin Bieber posters.

I've said it once, and I'll say it again--IMPEACH VAN BUREN!

It's a good thing Bin Laden's compound didn't have any curbs.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting pundit." "Inter-" "Isn't this part of your liberal agenda?"

He thought he was ordering the bombing of Cambodia. He was way off.

And yet she's never voted. What a hypocrite.

Eh, don't get impeached from your day job.

Say what you want about his trade tariff reforms, when it comes to hip hop, Bill Clinton was our dopest president. Suck on that, Lincoln.

"I'm sorry, Joe, but if you don't put more effort into setting up the stage, I'm afraid we're going to have to find ourselves a new Vice President."

"Wake me up when this guy is done yapping. My parents are going to take me to TGI Fridays."

Leno has always sucked. Now it's just official.

They should stop having these speeches in the hallway if Obama is going to have to keep stopping to give people directions to the salad bar.

Now I REALLY want to be president.

Lin-Manuel has done great things since appearing in Hardly Working: Rap Battle. I don't want to say were totally responsible, but... We're not? A little respons–No? OK, we've met him.

If only his policies on space travel were this consistent. AM I RIGHT PEOPLE? MARS IN 2010!

They liked his foreign policy but they loved his twirling.

Because he can't say it to Joe Wilson.

If only we knew he was anti-fly before the election.

A girl tried this last year at a press conference for George Bush and he made her a prisoner of war. (Fixed!)

Obama proves he's not only good-looking, but has a great sense of humor, making him the president we'd most like to date. Still not sure if he can fix the economy.