Just don't ask for Hester.
Imagine his face when he realized it wasn't the world's best compilation of porn ever.
I'll buy it. Tomorrow.
It's like Booty Sweat without the sugar additives.
I don't know about cutting oil, but there's definitely some foaming and penetrating going on.
"For those extra sloppy messes that you'd just like to clean up and forget about."
Warning; Booty may actually pop if too much pressure is applied.
The box is just filled with a naked Barbie. Weird, right?
It's like a torpedo, but with more sensual touching of your genital area.
Forget a new OS. The future is in toiletries people!
Try them with a side of mushroom soup! And heroin.
Oh that's a typo. There should be a "with" before "your."
You said Alex ran away to a farm!
When you exercise, you excrete natural pheromones that women find irresistible.
What to get your girlfriend when she asks for something "really Gucci."
It's not selling. Maybe if we call it Fuck Sauce?
Oh great, now I'm confused. Do I eat it or put it in my hair?
With cream in a colon, you can have colons any time!
"Our cleaning lady dropped by the other day. I guess she's learned to come prepared."
Give me another f'n vodka.
Thanks, but I'll just go in the garbage can.
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Don't tell the terrorists about this.
"We got these from our asian RA who couldn't understand why it was so funny."