Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Cashiers were curious when overweight men in their mid 30s were buying 5 packs at a time.
And if you're feeling ill, you can get an attachment that squirts some Vicks VapoRub on your chest every half-hour throughout the night.
Does this qualify it to be a 2-in-1 product?
"For those extra sloppy messes that you'd just like to clean up and forget about."
No one in the plane could tell he was watching porn, until his headphones unplugged.
Warning; Booty may actually pop if too much pressure is applied.
Coat hangar lubricated. Let's hope for nobody's pleasure though.
A perfect Mother's Day gift. Drink up, MAH!
Really give them a nice soak. Very therapeutic.
If 2% tastes like homo, skim milk must be a raging gay unicorn surrounded by half-naked Village People dancing around in a circle.
He strikes again! Though he did leave an incriminating trail of a sugary red liquid in Dixie cups every 20 feet.
Racial cleansing meets skin cleansing.
If sex sells, Orgasm Illuminator shoves amazing deals in your face that you can't help but buy excess amounts of.
Use the Force (to keep this incredibly unstable treehouse from killing your children).
This is mein type of ice cream. Eat the whole thing to uncover the gooey evil core.
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