Thanks to the person who submitted this for not including their wiener in the picture.
I love these new easy-unclapse bras.
And the winner of the Worst Product Name In History Award goes to Herpecin L!Herpecin L had the stones to buck the trend of naming your over-the-counter medication after the desired result …
"I wore my costume all day and made an ass out of myself in the grocery store beer isle."
Beer and women - who doesn't love it?
A good reason you should break in your hat's brim as soon as you get it.
The only problem with getting a blowjob from a snowman is the shrinkage.
I don't care if it doesn't have a working bathroom, I'm going to live in it.
In case you're thirsty for a B-List energy drink.
The combination is "Put in key, turn key left."
She doesn't know it yet, but she's about to be glad she's wearing a hat.
You've got to get yourself together man, you haven't brought a dead bird to the porch in weeks.
Now if someone pukes, we don't even have to clean it up. We just lay down some fresh carpet.
We can't drink that! Or can we...
Is it about you or your butt?
Yeah that's great but you forgot one thing - where is Santa supposed to leave the presents?
I heard Budweiser goes down easy.
If you wanted to be on the site that badly you should have gotten into a motorcycle accident.
"We completed this wall in the first two weeks of school."
A Wazzzzzzzzzzup parody, just as the fad is really hitting its prime.
He's about to get thrown into a pot of boiling hot water, just let him have it.
Choo-choo-ahh screw it let's start drinking.