CollegeHumor: Prostitution

Siri Recommends Escort Service

Wed, 19 Oct 2011 11:57:32 -0400

"One request. Can I call the girl Siri?" - creepy iPhone owner

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Thu, 15 Jul 2010 14:32:23 -0400

Finally children's shows are teaching kids what they need to know.

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Sun, 06 Jun 2010 09:05:02 -0400

Hungry, why wait?

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Thu, 24 Jun 2010 12:01:05 -0400

This lead to the best book report of all time.

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Tue, 27 Apr 2010 18:59:42 -0400

They're all pink on the inside. Am I right ladies?!?

Toon Tang (Ep. 2)

Tue, 02 Dec 2008 12:00:58 -0500

Our cartoon prostitutes permanently ruin some more of your favorite childhood memories.

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Sat, 26 Jul 2008 01:44:16 -0400

There are some things you don't want to cheap out on.

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Fri, 04 Apr 2008 02:30:58 -0400

There's a 100% chance this teacher murders prostitutes.

Excuses given by Elliot Spitzer

Tue, 11 Mar 2008 01:05:53 -0400

It just came out that Elliot Spitzer, Governor of New York, was involved in a prostitution ring. Here is a summary of some of his excuses.

1.    What is your definition of "is" "what" and "Prostitution"?

2.    The Donkey was there when I got into the room.

3.    Ha, you think you got me, but I'm the Governor, so I will just legalize prostitution. Suck on that you commies!
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Thu, 07 Feb 2008 21:34:56 -0500

Personal hookers, please follow me.

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Sun, 17 Sep 2006 09:02:38 -0400

Worst job ever - running an STD clinic right off of Thailand's Banga Road, where all the hookers work.

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Tue, 01 Aug 2006 16:39:49 -0400

Excuse me sir, am I a prostitute?

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Tue, 14 Jun 2005 00:00:00 -0400

Imagine what she'd do for legs.