Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Mmm... spring. Delicious, delicious, spring.
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."
Next he'll be complaining about getting mauled by 3-headed dogs and angry centaurs. You can't win with these people.
Hey, he doesn't mean "Fag Sin," he means "Fag's In," like that's the cool style now. The text didn't wrap correctly.
You know the economy is really in the tank when a man cannot afford his most basic needs.
Other things God hates: Campers, N00bs, leaving his mom's basement.
Who needs those big ivory tower verbs?
"My friend Cree was at the University of Colorado, Boulder, in the crowd of protesters. He got hit in the forehead with a rubber bullet. You can see the welt forming on his forehead. After that he was irate at them and eventually got maced and then tasere
Which is why every state other than Connecticut, Iowa, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Vermont and Washington DC are rampant with dinosaurs.
We'll see who has the last laugh; Tea Partiers are already planning to infiltrate an Owl City concert in retaliation.
They were supposed to be picking up their son from college 3 weeks ago.
If you look close enough one of the 12 apostles is wearing rhinestone covered jorts in The Last Supper.
Any protest with this girl and the Burger King is my kind of protest.
The release of Dante's Inferno is really raising Hell.
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