He wanted the water. But he had a higher calling.
"I told you getting a baby would be a lot of responsibility"-dog's mom.
Even if she made it I don't know how she was going to get off.
I guess you shouldn't have parked next to that puddle, then.
Not only does it look extreme, it's the byproduct of a guy chugging an entire liter of Mountain Dew.
I have an idea, let me try putting it in reverse...