Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
No I'm not going to use your straw, you already put it in your mouth. That's disgusting.
Barf Chin was his frat nickname, and it really really stuck.
You'd be nauseous if I stuck a candle inside your head too.
CSI was not required to crack this case.
Excuse me sir, could I get through.
The whale is a creature so majestic, you'll hurl.
Ummmm you have some stomach in your hair.
Has anyone seen my dignity?
Looks gross, but my own vomit served as a sort of makeshift mattress.
There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti.
Happens to the best of us, have a cigarette and you'll be good as new.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.