Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
If it looks like he's in good spirits, it's because no puke got in his beer.
Congratulations to Rutgers football fans who, for the first time since 1976, have an excuse to get blackout drunk on Saturday afternoons!
"My friend is a photography major, and I was chugging captain and cokes between flip cup games."
"Post-antiquing revenge puke."
Looks like the opening of the Lion King.
On the bright side, you probably don't have to worry about passing out with your shoes on.
"The game hadn't even started yet."
This is why we need toilets with two heads - one for pukin' and one for poopin'.
You have to assume he already wasn't sober when he made the decision to start chugging Jager.
No, I'm good.
"Dude, you know you can't mix milk and Meow Mix. That's what you get."
Nine months late or three months early, this pumpkin still needs help.
Four hours from "this is going to be the best night ever!" to this.
"We were driving back from UC Davis and the beer from the night before didn't sit well with the Mexican food for breakfast. After he threw up all over himself on the freeway I asked him if we needed to pull over. He replied, 'naw its all good.' Thirty min
Her mind looks like it's somewhere else.
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