Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Her mind looks like it's somewhere else.
If only all moms were this cool, we could have a lot more parties where people get to puke and dump cologne wherever they please.
Rules were made to be broken...
Hey buddy, here's $75. This is going to be a messy one.
Turn out the lights and go out to a movie. He'll be fine for the next few hours.
Is it possible to drink a gallon of chocolate milk in an hour?
I know he's actually drinking and you know he's actually drinking, but isn't it fun to pretend?
Looks like coffee and maybe a light beer to me.
He's in a classic 'thinking man' pose.
"Too much strawberry milkshake/vodka."
So close yet so far.
Okay, your turn!
"I puked so hard it hit the car behind us."
"Barkeep, another round."
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Don't ask me again.