"On Spring Break, it was my task to eat a pound of peeps.  I made it through a little over 2/3 of the batch before I cried uncle.  My friends wouldn't have any of it and forced me to eat 4 more peeps at once.  I got bite halfway down, then it came back up
High marks for accuracy and color.
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Puke for Money
"Watching him puke during the opening credits, pass out for the whole thing, and wake up just enough to be oblivious was much more entertaining than the movie itself."
He's apparently never used a toilet before.
Not a very good designated driver.

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