I think the joke is that "his cock hangs below his knees."
Shave and a pun, sir?
"Who needs A/C when you've got the JC."
It's working, sort of.
"One cardboard box, three coats of paint, one thong, and three condoms later: I was a 'one-nightstand' for Halloween." Friend, you are either 3 months early or 9 months late. You decide.
Who doesn't?
"I don't think she's your type."
"Urinal cake."
"They actually found water on Mars."
"Our Dress to Get Laid Party."
Mardi Grass (hey, a pun gets a pun).
"Two chicks, one pussy."

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