CollegeHumor: Quotes Articles http://www.collegehumor.com/tag/quotes Funny Videos, Funny Pictures, Funny Links! /article/6863326 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6863326/the-venn-diagram-of-movie-quotes The Venn Diagram of Movie Quotes Mon, 14 Jan 2013 14:04:53 -0500
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It's never too early to learn that the government is a greedy piglet that suckles on a taxpayer's teet until they have sore, chapped nipples
A mere forty years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented i...]]> /article/5664208 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/5664208/10-famous-quotes-that-were-cut-short 10 Famous Quotes That Were Cut Short Thu, 01 Oct 2009 11:30:14 -0400






"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone, Craig. Seriously dude, stop throwing rocks." – Jesus H. Christ

...]]> /article/3351315 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/3351315/famous-presidential-quotes-translated Famous Presidential Quotes, Translated Fri, 04 Apr 2008 12:04:10 -0400 George W. Bush

Every nation in every region now has a decision to make. Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists.

F*ck you, Switzerland.


Abraham Lincoln

Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent a new nation, conceived in liberty and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
...]]> /article/732529 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/732529/not-so-famous-historical-quotes Not-So-Famous Historical Quotes Wed, 07 Mar 2007 22:46:13 -0500










"Say, Brutus, what's that behind your back?" – Julius Caesar





...]]> /article/532589 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/532589/famous-quotes-altered-by-microsoft-words-synonym-helper Famous Quotes, Altered by Microsoft Word's Synonym Helper Wed, 31 Jan 2007 23:23:07 -0500 Anyone who has ever written a paper with the aide of a computer has used one tool to accentuate, emphasize, stress, heighten, underline, and even enhance their writing technique.Right click (sorry macs) + synonyms.

As inspired by Joey, from Friends, here are some examples of how this beautiful, stunning, and striking helper could have influenced our nation's most famous quotes.
...]]> /article/480542 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/480542/famously-inaccurate-quotations Famously Inaccurate Quotations Fri, 26 Jan 2007 00:25:58 -0500 "The Internet is a fad — unlike baseball, with its admirable, steroid-free stars like Jose Canseco and Rafael Palmeiro."

-Bill Gates, 1995


"No person with his wits about him would ever pay to see moving pictures. Especially if those moving pictures told a story about scientists trapped on a remote South American island of genetically cloned dinosaurs run amok."
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