Tag: Rednecks (Page 2)

His wife had to walk the entire 30 miles to the KFC. Picture His wife had to walk the entire 30 miles to the KFC.
On top of that, this picture was taken from a high-res camera mounted on twin turrets inside a military-grade chopper. Picture On top of that, this picture was taken from a high-res camera mounted on twin turrets inside a military-grade chopper.
They had me at "Bonus Feature." Picture They had me at "Bonus Feature."
I got bored at "S" Picture I got bored at "S"
That's what he gets for cheating on a pregnant southern girl. Picture That's what he gets for cheating on a pregnant southern girl.
How else is he gonna carry all those chili dogs, a car? Picture How else is he gonna carry all those chili dogs, a car?
And when the ice in your water melts, you'll release the ecstasy of the frozen pig lard. Picture And when the ice in your water melts, you'll release the ecstasy of the frozen pig lard.
They just got back from a wedding. Their wedding. Picture They just got back from a wedding. Their wedding.
That should put a stop to tailgaters. Picture That should put a stop to tailgaters.
For once, it couldn't have been more redneck if you put it in a pickup. Picture For once, it couldn't have been more redneck if you put it in a pickup.
Plus, it makes a great playpen for your baby! Picture Plus, it makes a great playpen for your baby!
Ellie May has won most ladylike at the county fair three years running now. Picture Ellie May has won most ladylike at the county fair three years running now.
A prize buck was the maid of honor. Picture A prize buck was the maid of honor.
What?!? Being a redneck IS a handicap. Picture What?!? Being a redneck IS a handicap.
"He slipped on the last one and fell through the roof of the port-o-potty." Picture "He slipped on the last one and fell through the roof of the port-o-potty."
"They See Me Rollin', They Hatin' Picture "They See Me Rollin', They Hatin'
"This man was in the drive-thru at a tobacco store on a riding lawn mower, towing what appeared to be his mother in a rocking chair and a night gown. It's a miracle I was able to capture this on film." Picture "This man was in the drive-thru at a tobacco store on a riding lawn mower, towing what appeared to be his mother in a rocking chair and a night gown. It's a miracle I was able to capture this on film."
Their pickup truck also has chairs instead of tires. Picture Their pickup truck also has chairs instead of tires.
A redneck metropolis. Picture A redneck metropolis.
"How to spot a redneck DUI." Picture "How to spot a redneck DUI."
Every time it eats a car, it grows one segment longer. Picture Every time it eats a car, it grows one segment longer.
Currently, confederate bucks are only good at Waffle Houses and fireworks stores. Picture Currently, confederate bucks are only good at Waffle Houses and fireworks stores.
In Kentucky, this is actually an advertisement. Picture In Kentucky, this is actually an advertisement.
Is anything more elegant than a young woman in a beautiful gown with a rifle? Guy-on-the-left apparently thinks so. Picture Is anything more elegant than a young woman in a beautiful gown with a rifle? Guy-on-the-left apparently thinks so.