Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Fridge magnets are the new hot way to dump your boyfriend.
"Found this in our freezer while moving out at the end of the semester. No clue whats in it."
"We put our friend Bob from England in the refridgerator to scare the shit out of one of his roomates."
Now that's a lot of weed!
"Our fridge's little freezer got so iced over that the door wouldn't shut."
"We got a meter of snow here in Halifax last week. Obviously, there was only one thing to do."
"Our fridge was full so we converted the tv into a cooler for rum and cokes...."
I guess there had been some confusion in the past with which was for lunch and which wasn't.
Before the break we in Xi Omega @ SHSU threw a 1000 jello shot party. Here is the first 500 we brewed...
"This is the way our fridge has looked like since our entire first semester."
"We put the keg in the fridge because we didn't have anything to put it in with ice. We couldn't even shut the door."
Yeah, but how are they gonna open them?
"Before and after. Man, that was a good night." You guys couldn't even finish them all? Pussies.
"This is what happens when the Carnegie Mellon computers go down and students figure out declining balance doesn't decline"
"I love that businesses think that they'll make money my giving college students free stuff."
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