Comedy Music Hall of Fame
Jake and Amir
WTF is going on
Idiots on Facebook
The Graphic Truth
Scott Kelly's biggest problem is an enemy with too much money.
I just don't get understand these new joint bank account billboards.
And what makes you think it was your ex-boyfriend who did this?
You hate to come home from a long day at the office and see...
"My neighbors garage door, the only college girl in a retirement community."
Just a month ago he spraypainted their names on the bridge. Then he found out she was cheating.
"I caught this chick cheating on her boyfriend at a costume party."
The Queen is not going to be happy when she hears about this one.
I hate to nitpick you destroying your significant other's psyche in such a grandiose way, but I think the poem is only supposed to be four lines.
You got played, dude.
"The instructor pilot was having an affair with a female student. Her husband found out, and calmly reacted by destroying his airplane with a chainsaw." Alternate theory: a propeller did it. That's why the spacing is so even.
We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.