CollegeHumor: Relationship cheating

Cheating Wife Gets Romantic Valentines Day Present

Sun, 20 Jan 2013 20:53:13 -0500

Sometimes love stinks. Of dung.

10 Things General Petraeus Can Do Now That He's Resigned

Tue, 13 Nov 2012 11:45:18 -0500

1. Finally sit down to watch Dr. Strangelove and see where all of the jokes and references he's made over the years actually came from.

2. Adopt a Yorkshire Terrier, name it Raeus, introduce it to people as his pet, Raeus, and laugh for fucking days.

3. Realize he has nothing left to lose and fuck for fucking days.

4. Grow his hair out, even if it means breaking a few mirrors trying to bash a hippie's brains in.

5. Add a "1" to the end of his passwords.

6. Think of a funny meaning for the CIA acronym and put it on t-shirts.

7. Sell his old fatigues to edgy high school seniors.

8. Drink a bunch of martinis and spy on his memory to see where it all went wrong.

9. Apologize to his wife with a flashmob and hope it goes viral.

10. Write an autobiography.

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12 Step Program for Robert Pattinson to Get Over Kristen Stewart

Thu, 26 Jul 2012 13:29:43 -0400

Shower.

Shave.

Run a comb through that hair.

Step outside.

Expose skin to sun to get a nice base flesh color going.

Go for a run.

Kindly ask women who haven't been left in the dust to respect your desire to be alone for a while.

Let those who leave go, they're obviously not dedicated enough.

Give anyone who looks underage, overage, or "stabby" Taylor Lautner's address.

Do whatever it is that girls like about you.

Invite anyone who showed emotion, or just didn't bite their lip to dinner.

Smile—wait, don't. It's not really your thing. Leave that for the rest of us.

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Woman Claims Watching 3D Film Made Her Pregnant

Wed, 05 Oct 2011 14:37:45 -0400

She must have seen "Immaculate Cumception."

Bathroom Stall Bro-Tip

Wed, 28 Sep 2011 15:20:20 -0400

Tip #26: There's no purer knowledge than that written on the bathroom stall.

Naked Man Scales Wall

Wed, 14 Sep 2011 14:42:35 -0400

Husband comes home early. Hold on for dear life.

Craigslist Cheating

Wed, 01 Jun 2011 16:36:59 -0400

An eye for an eye leaves the whole world having blind sex with strangers.

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Fri, 21 Jan 2011 22:46:14 -0500

Talk about a "Blind Side!"

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Wed, 23 Jun 2010 18:10:13 -0400

By "RIGHT HERE" he means he's standing behind Kaitlyn as she types.

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Fri, 18 Jun 2010 12:31:35 -0400

Mitch from "Old School" is finally ready to let go.

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Thu, 24 Jun 2010 11:20:09 -0400

Facebook Girlfriend

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Fri, 18 Jun 2010 12:04:07 -0400

Life = Ruined. Go Internet!

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Mon, 24 May 2010 05:35:10 -0400

BUSTED! (The girl... for cheating)

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Sun, 21 Mar 2010 15:09:20 -0400

Don't worry. Tauras probably doesn't check his newsfeed.

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Thu, 21 Jan 2010 08:54:07 -0500

The more the merrier, right? Or does that not apply to this situation?

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Thu, 08 Oct 2009 12:18:10 -0400

This is a little harsh. All she did was become a vegan.

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Sun, 27 Sep 2009 03:19:41 -0400

Calm down people. This isn't MySpace for crying out loud.

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Sun, 13 Sep 2009 17:14:50 -0400

A true Public Service Announcement.

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Thu, 27 Aug 2009 00:16:17 -0400

This was his wife's way of getting back at him. By getting him out of the house so she could cheat on him.

Girl, you need to drop that zero and stop being a naive idiot

Mon, 17 Nov 2008 23:30:18 -0500

A wife seeks help in the only place she can find it, the Apple discussion board.