First 50 get a free Jesus "Nail Me" shirt printed on American Apparel.
Proteasers during a religious protest FTW!
Which is why I'm surprised more people haven't joined my Church of Cinderellism.
They've got this hip new preacher at church, I'm not sure I really like him.
You must never give up hope, no matter how Asian you are.
Rapists, you guys are cool.
It's important to be cultured and take in great works of art.
Christ didn't come to earth to give us the willies! He came to help us out. He was a booster.
Everyone's got cell palms now anyway.
"What God do you worship?"
And you paid full price?
Who said the shocker is only for the unenlightened?
This makes the snow penises look like, well, snow penises.
"Taken from a Christian book store in Chicago. I mean seriously, someone should have known better."
Shh don't worry, Jesus loves you.