CollegeHumor: Reviews

Angry Amazon Reviews of Adorable Dog Costumes

Wed, 15 May 2013 17:48:06 -0400

Actual Amazon reviews proving that online reviewers don't mince words even when they're discussing pugs in Darth Vader costumes:

1. Raptor

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How to Review Music

Fri, 22 Feb 2013 00:57:52 -0500

My Apartment: A Restaurant Review

Sat, 23 Feb 2013 17:07:46 -0500

Stale coffee. Rubber boots. Those were the scents that welcomed me as I stepped into My Apartment for dinner on a quiet Friday night.

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TripAdvisor Reviews of Other People's Homes

Mon, 04 Feb 2013 20:16:12 -0500

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Mom Reviews: HP Deskjet 1000 Series home office printer

Wed, 12 Dec 2012 14:20:07 -0500

Dear consumers,

I regret to inform you that this product is neither dependable nor consistently plugged in. Who keeps unplugging it? Not me.

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5 Reviews from a Water Aficianado

Tue, 08 Jan 2013 21:52:52 -0500

LABEL: DASANI
MAKER: The Coca-Cola Company
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Reviews of the New Instagram Filter, Willow

Tue, 11 Dec 2012 17:10:09 -0500

@tommphilip

Refined and dignified. A solid if unspectacular effort. Those who had expected the next Walden may come away disappointed, but this is nowhere near a disaster of Toaster proportions. Three likes.

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Negative Google Reviews Of The Wonders Of The World

Fri, 09 Nov 2012 10:48:09 -0500

Google allows users to review any place on Earth, but because the internet is the internet, this results in at least some negative reviews for everything, including the most spectacular places our planet has to offer. Before you ever put too much stock in an online review again, please check out this list of 20 Negative Google Reviews Of The Wonders Of The World. Hopefully, you find this article to be at least "Poor to Fair" (these are all real reviews pulled from Google):

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Welp, Alex Watt is on Yelp

Thu, 27 Sep 2012 11:59:33 -0400

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Five Guys Burgers and Fries Review Songified

Wed, 15 Aug 2012 19:23:26 -0400

DaYUM.

Five Guys Burgers and Fries Review

Wed, 15 Aug 2012 19:19:29 -0400

The cheese is going H.A.M., people. The cheese is going H.A.M.

Donut Review Gives Too Much Information

Thu, 26 Jul 2012 10:13:57 -0400

"I really love this place. I have been going since it opened. I had the hugest crush on the daughter of the owner and i would come in after class when I was in jr high and try and talk to her, but the skate store next door opened up and all the skate...

Sunshine Receives Negative Review Due to Lack of Pun

Tue, 10 Jul 2012 13:49:26 -0400

"What were the writers thinking?"

Red Letter Media talks about Prometheus - SPOILERS

Tue, 12 Jun 2012 12:15:12 -0400

Pretty sure this takes place in the same universe as "Red Letter Media talks about 13 Going on 30," but isn't directly related to it.

Smashing Technology Review

Tue, 24 Apr 2012 10:49:13 -0400

He can flush his dreams of becoming a spokesperson for the product down the toilet.

Paranoid Amazon Audio Jammer Review

Thu, 08 Mar 2012 17:20:46 -0500

That's pretty paranoid, even for someone that buys an audio jammer.

Guy Reviews Power Wheels Barbie Jeep

Mon, 07 Nov 2011 16:15:45 -0500

"I'll give your daughter's car back in five minutes. I need to review it around the driveway a couple more times."

Sperm Bank Google Reviews

Wed, 07 Sep 2011 15:49:58 -0400

"They have the sexiest rack of checkbooks in town."

Lincoln Gives Ford's Theater Review on Yelp

Wed, 07 Sep 2011 14:03:27 -0400

He was originally going to go with "It blew me away."

Pizza Restaurant Review

Wed, 24 Aug 2011 11:33:21 -0400

He's partially to blame for wearing that Illuminati t-shirt.