The perfect woman?
Some people prefer artificial Christmas trees.
"Yay! We have Mustard!"
"Me and my friend Tara and a pool full of Ramen Noodles."
Pretty good, considering he doesn't remember making it.
Ree!Ree!Ree!Ree! (it's that music from Psycho)
1500 cases and 85 kegs of Rolling Rock all gone... just gone. They never even had a chance to get inside my tummy and vomited up at a hilariously inappropriate moment.
An incredibly hot bartender Northeast, PA.
"Shampoo??? Nahhhh."
Ahh, the eternal hilarity of death.

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