Recent "Russia" Stuff

Don't try this at home--it won't be nearly as cool.

From raskalovit

Someone told him to upside-down kiss their butt.

From ShubinaSA

You might ask yourself why a bunch of men are using axes on a concrete road. We might answer, "Russia."

From kondrashovirk

It's like the Russian presidential election, but, somehow, more crooked.

From hockeysemin

Should have used vodka.

From MyPruha

Don't worry, it's totally safe. Only three people have died on it so far.

From FunnyFailClub2

That guy's clumsier than an untrained bear.

From sleepingdeathlj

When one door's yelled at, another one opens in fear.

From refbatchrefbatch

He doesn't even have to shave his whole face to be badass.

From rusdamask

Which is why they have plenty of words for "alcohol."

From lo lolo

"C'mon, give me five more minutes of sleep and proper chewing."

From Artexjke

Sorry, girls--he's neutered.

From GCVIPG

All of a sudden I really want to be arrested by a Russian SWAT team.

From nokiaru

He brings something down, but it isn't the house.

From Lijtmand

It's a good thing there isn't a Russian equivalent of the phrase "Let's never do this again."

We're all going to die. He's just going to die sooner than the rest of us, if he hasn't already.

Crossing the street can be dangerous -- especially if you have a negligent mother.

If being drunk in the afternoon isn't reason enough to dance, then I'm an alcoholic.

It's just like the movie Commando, except no one kidnapped his daughter, and he doesn't kill anyone, and there's more singing, and everything else is different.

From MURINSKIY