Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
Sign, it's like you read my mind.
Used... in what way?
Hey, guess what DVDs are on sale!
That was the only time anybody flipped the car over, we swear.
It's like Popeye's spinach, except for rapists.
You keep using that word, I don't think you know what it means.
I'd love to stick them right back in her bargain bin.
"Walmart knows college kids."
As long as the shirt says "I had sex wtih an alligator" I'm in. I want everyone to know.
Next thing you know they will be giving away ketchup.
It would be really funny to paint this on car dealerships at night.
"I asked him if it was supposed to be $490. The owner replied indignately 'You obviously don't know an antique, when you see one"
But how much are no french fries? I bet that's how they get you.
Thanks for crunching the numbers on that one McDonalds.
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.