Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
That must be a Colombian tanker spill.
"And this is my beautiful castle. If you step inside I'll give you a quick tour."
He's shifting into third gear.
Game: Falling sand
World's smallest humans create small couch out of sand.
What's wrong, you got sand in your vagina?
"The wind sucked."
I don't remember any head exploding in the bible, but I guess I was drunk last time I read it.
Awesome detail on the loincloth, Jesus is totally going to notice this.
"We ran out of cash on the last day of the trip, but there was a sand sculpting contest with a $500 grand prize. We were determined to win. It took 8 guys nearly 3 hours to build our scuplture titled "What happens in Daytona stays in Daytona". The juges
If you keep doing that, the problem isn't going to go away.
"The girl in the middle has crabs."
How much would you pay to see a 300+ pound man jump on top of them?
"Uh oh... better start digging."
Don't you hate it when you get sand in your crack?
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We like you. Do you like us too?
Don't ask me again.