Santa's Motorcycle Sleigh picture Santa's Motorcycle Sleigh

It only runs on reindeer blood.

| 6 comments | December 22, 2011
Dear Santa, One Blumpkin Please picture Dear Santa, One Blumpkin Please

Some elf out there is not going to have a merry Christmas.

| 9 comments | December 20, 2011
Santa Sneaks Up On Crying Babies picture Santa Sneaks Up On Crying Babies

Kris "The Kreeper" Kringle strikes again.

| 3 comments | December 20, 2011
Creepy Dude On Santa's Lap picture Creepy Dude On Santa's Lap

All I want for Christmas is a woman's touch.

From Indian

| 7 comments | December 16, 2011
Santa Rides Motorcycle With No Hands picture Santa Rides Motorcycle With No Hands

This is why mommy kisses Santa Claus. He's badass.

From Matt

| 34 comments | December 13, 2011
Star Wars Christmas picture Star Wars Christmas

Spock's just working part-time as Santa's elf for the holidays.

| 8 comments | December 13, 2011
Baby Is Terrified Of Santa picture Baby Is Terrified Of Santa

That's the "I'm so scared I just pooped my diaper" face.

| 4 comments | December 09, 2011
Santa On A Surfboard picture Santa On A Surfboard

He's been out at sea for a month now. Good thing he had all that fat stored up.

| 1 comment | December 08, 2011
Punks Pose With Santa picture Punks Pose With Santa

Santa's got no reason to be afraid of a guy with a Jesus tattoo, right?

| 7 comments | December 05, 2011
Santa-Themed Toilet Seat picture Santa-Themed Toilet Seat

And you thought sitting on his lap was uncomfortable.

| 1 comment | December 01, 2011
Boba Fett Santa picture Boba Fett Santa

That's one naughty list you don't want to be on.

| 1 comment | November 30, 2011
Santa And Angels Riding Segways picture Santa And Angels Riding Segways

Ho ho hold on, Santa. That thing wasn't build to carry presents for every kid in the world.

| 1 comment | November 17, 2011
Santa, Sled, and Reindeer picture Santa, Sled, and Reindeer

| 6 comments | November 02, 2011
Cap'n Crunch, Santa and Little Helpers picture Cap'n Crunch, Santa and Little Helpers

From LAMBROS

| 1 comment | October 31, 2011
Christmas Stockings Hidden Message picture Christmas Stockings Hidden Message

When you've got 10 kids Christmas gets expensive. Mourning is much cheaper.

| 4 comments | October 12, 2011
Santa Caught Looking at Boobs picture Santa Caught Looking at Boobs

In other news, A NINJA!

From jus

| 6 comments | May 07, 2011
The sweetest gift of all is diabetes. picture The sweetest gift of all is diabetes.

| 11 comments | February 24, 2011
If you need to give a kid extra motivation to eat a pizza, they don't deserve it. picture If you need to give a kid extra motivation to eat a pizza, they don't deserve it.

| 11 comments | January 17, 2011
And to all a good night. picture And to all a good night.

From Sean

| 34 comments | December 23, 2010
Zombie Santa and Mrs. Claus picture Zombie Santa and Mrs. Claus

You have ALL been very naughty!

| Be the first to comment! | November 07, 2010