Geez, What a bunch of babies-OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT BEHIND YOU?
Aye girl, lemme get them digits and maybe lay some eggs inside your skull.
He'll go back down, but he's not watching the middle part of Beethoven again.
This a real issue, with real consequences. Like the dog pooping on the carpet.
Aww, mom can we keep him?
It's natural to have a crippling fear of fake sharks.
The sport dogs love to watch.
The eyes. The EYES.
"This is not what I thought you meant when you asked if I wanted to go for a ride."
"Midget scares a friend's sister when she tried to show up at his bachelor party."
Ahhhh, it's a wild animal!
This slow and steady thing is really working out for him.