Teacher Doesn't Appreciate Birthday Surprise video Teacher Doesn't Appreciate Birthday Surprise

"We left the receipt in the bag. You could have just returned them."

Tough Guy Rides Scary Ride video Tough Guy Rides Scary Ride

I thought guys with soul patches were supposed to be cool and brave.

Bungee Jump Prank video Bungee Jump Prank

"Haha. You thought you were going to die."

Cat Terrified of Snow video Cat Terrified of Snow

He's been like this ever since the first Ice Age. They never should have let him see a PG movie.

Manly Weatherman Shows Courage in the Face of a Scary Bug video Manly Weatherman Shows Courage in the Face of a Scary Bug

A more effeminate man would have cried and refused to work.

Scary Chinese Girl Prank video Scary Chinese Girl Prank

"Haha, OK. You got me. You can stop being a Chinese girl now."

Sneaky Dog Meets Air Horn video Sneaky Dog Meets Air Horn

It worked! Now they can keep raw meat out all day long!

He just discovered his ability to levitate basketballs. Everyone else discovered he's a wuss. picture He just discovered his ability to levitate basketballs. Everyone else discovered he's a wuss.
I feel bad for their future children. picture I feel bad for their future children.
New life brimming with promise make Ginger angry! picture New life brimming with promise make Ginger angry!
Bouncy Kitten video Bouncy Kitten

It was a mistake to assume the cat would also love the new electric rug.

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. I'm gonna get laid! picture Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. I'm gonna get laid!
Aaaah! Aaaah! video Aaaah! Aaaah!

You must be this high pitched to ride this ride.

Fridge Gorilla video Fridge Gorilla

This is why I only buy my gorillas from the frozen food aisle.

Mommy Bathroom Prank video Mommy Bathroom Prank

And that's the last time she ever used a toilet.

"Please cameraman, don't just stand there!" picture "Please cameraman, don't just stand there!"
Horse Scare video Horse Scare

Horse: 1. Man: 1,000,000.

Incoming! picture Incoming!
Singer Scared By His Own Music video Singer Scared By His Own Music

If it's too loud, you're too old to be in your own band.

"You're sure their army only has rotten apples, right?" picture "You're sure their army only has rotten apples, right?"