"Scared" Video

Let's just hope the terrorists never get their hands on a sling shot ride.

From Matteroni2

She refuses to mix business with pleasure.

One day it will all be his.

He's more the kind of guard dog that scares burglars away by having a heart attack.

From RA244Me

That's three small step for a man, one giant leap for this dog.

From dsver1

"Sure, naming him Quasimeowto would have made sense, but Mark was my grandfather's cat's name."

"You handled the turns OK, but I have to fail you because you threw up during parallel parking. Come back in a week."

From HENCEtheWEATHER

To be fair, his country's secret police wear those same masks.

"Don't feel bad, The Sims 3 isn't for everyone."

Ha, ha. You're afraid of a giant animal that could easily kill you.

Don't worry, the ride is more afraid of you than you are of it.

From loswhit

"Up next we will be discussing the bill that makes it illegal for airplanes to fly while people are trying to sleep. All in favor?"

He only smiles at the sound of blood-curdling screams.

From Hectorx21

It's scary and funny, like Wallace and Gromit.

The same thing happened to me when I tried to go into a Dunkin' Donuts without shoes.

"First you wanted me to check for monsters, then you wanted me to lay down with you, and now you want me to cover myself in honey?"

I'm not surprised, that cat just saw The Ring.

I thought guys with soul patches were supposed to be cool and brave.

They call that kid V8, because he's 8-years-old, likes to pretend he's an engine, and now has 8 fingers.

If it's too loud, you're too old to be in your own band.