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The Nature Valley Granola Bar Rule

The amount of crumb spillage that takes place while eating a Nature Valley bar exponentially increases towards infinity always.

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Hey everyone! First off let me just say thank you so much for coming to my birthday party. I know that I can kind of live out of the way of most stuff, but I appreciate you making the trek! Also, sorry about that riddle at the gate, it is just a way to keep pranksters with an IQ below 110 from crashing the party. But don't text anyone the answer; there is a trap door for people who get the answer wrong that I have been dying to test out.

/article/6864490 http://www.collegehumor.com/article/6864490/yeah-science-new-nightmares-for-your-perusal Fri, 18 Jan 2013 13:03:33 -0500
Whenever someone tells me they're afraid of something as common as "clowns" or "dying alone" I just feel bad for them. Not because they may be suffering from a debilitating phobia, or processing some kind of unexamined childhood trauma, but because they haven't been awakened to the true human horrors like the following diseases and syndromes. Hold on to your butts, because I am about to present to you a real "Are You Afraid of the Dark"-type jam: