He's sooo getting laid tonight.
"A freshman girl apparently had to puke but was too embarrassed to yack in the toilet, so she decided to do it outside.  On her way out the window she got stuck and passed out.
This is EXACTLY how I remember college. Girl for girl.
And for that one fleeting moment, he was a God.
That's actually him bouncing back up.
He's preparing his hibernating pattern for the winter.

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