Adam Ruins Everything
Jake and Amir
I knew he was a party animal.
He's sooo getting laid tonight.
"A freshman girl apparently had to puke but was too embarrassed to yack in the toilet, so she decided to do it outside. On her way out the window she got stuck and passed out.
57 cents is a small price to pay for infamy. Rock and Roll baby. Rock AND Roll! Woo COLLEGE!
This is EXACTLY how I remember college. Girl for girl.
If cow-on-the-roof doesn't scream college, then I don't know what does.
1000 cup beer pong. Don't worry not all of them are filled with beer. Some are filled with vodka.
Good luck finding your underpants. Hint: They're stuffed into one of the couch cushions.
There's so much change in that couch. Like, 66 bucks in can deposits, bro.
He needed the jaws of life to get those Os outta the can.
That couple in the background are actually his parents.
That's actually him bouncing back up.
He's preparing his hibernating pattern for the winter.
Nothing is free. Have you considered the environmental costs?
One ice cube for the world's largest scotch glass.
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