Ok, ok, so hear me out:

You know how when you come home from a really long day of work or school, it's still nice and bright and warm outside, so you feel obligated to accomplish errands or do something active and healthy and/or leave your room for recreational or social purposes?

Well what if – and this is a crazy idea but bear with me – what if, when you got home, it was completely pitch-black outside? And! Not only pitch black, but also it was REALLY FUCKING COLD? Like, not the comfortable 'evening breeze' that we experience now, I'm talking a level of cold that is objectively uncomfortable for human beings?

But here's the best part: This isn't just some fun, random, one-day novelty thing that people can prepare for and easily incorporate into their lives. No – it gets gradually gets colder and colder until it's really super cold and dark, and then it stays that way EVERY SINGLE DAY for the next 4-5 months! And it feels like even longer than that!

Now, I know what you're going to ask… "Why the hell would anyone want this?"

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